Quotes & Statements


Chanakya’s Quotes:

 

“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)

 

“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

 

“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody! It will destroy you.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

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  • Anger is a condition in which The tongue works faster than the mind.
  • You can’t change the past, but you can ruin the present By worrying over the future
  • Love…and you shall be loved.
  • God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
  • All people smile in the same language.
  • Everyone needs to be loved… especially when they do not deserve it.
  • The real measure of a man’s wealth is what he has invested in eternity.
  • Laughter is God’s sunshine.
  • Everyone has beauty but not everyone sees it.
  • It’s important for parents to live the same things they teach.
  • Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need.
  • If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.
  • Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within.
  • The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.
  • Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul.
  • Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
  • Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.
  • Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.
  • To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.
  • We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for.
  • Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.
  • Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.
  • For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.
  • Do what you can, for whom you can, with what you have, and where you are.

–from Charchit Arora—

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  • “Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you hoped for.”- Epicurus
  • “Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow, we must fail in order to know, and sometimes vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.” – Anonymous
  • “In life, God does not give you the people you want, instead he gives you the people you need, to teach you, to hurt you, to love you and to make you exactly the way you should be.” – Anonymous
  • “Don’t write so that you can be understood; write so that you can’t be misunderstood.” — William Howard Taft
  • “It’s easy to fall in love, but hard to find someone to catch you.” — Anonymous
  • “Have the determination of a mirror. It never loses its ability to reflect, even if it is broken into thousand pieces.” — Anonymous
  • “Failure is an event, not a person. Yesterday ended last night.” — Anonymous
  • “Motivation gets you going but habit gets you there.” — Zig Ziglar (more…)

What is the secret of success?

I found the answer in my room…

The fan said BE COOL.
The roof said AIM HIGH.
The window said TAKE PAINS.
The clock said EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS.
The mirror said REFLECT BEFORE U ACT.
The calendar said BE UPTO DATE.
The door said PUSH.
The lamp said MAKE THE LIGHT OF UR FUTURE.

–~cheers~– 🙂

Some W a c k y Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. — Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you meet a beautiful girl. — Uzair Sait

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. — Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? — Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. — Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
–Anonymous

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. –Anonymous

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. –Anonymous

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. –Anonymous

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop. –Anonymous

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. –Anonymous

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. –Anonymous

Forgive your enemies but remember their names. –Anonymous

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. –Anonymous

Don’t worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia! –Anonymous

So, Keep Smiling!!!

~cheers~

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Men vs. Women

SUCCESS:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.

A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn’t want.

HAPPINESS:

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:

Men marry because they are tired.

Women marry because they are curious.

Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.

A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn’t marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:

There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:

Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy…

– One is to let her think she is having her own way.

– The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY:

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES:

Any married man should forget his mistakes – no use

two people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE:

A woman always has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Smart Sentences:

v Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

v There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

v An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

v Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

v Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

v When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

v Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

v Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

v Well done is better than well said.

v Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

v Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

v Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives. 🙂

v Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

—cheers— 🙂

ONE LINERS —

Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’
Ø I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Ø Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Ø I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.
Ø The road to success is always under construction.
Ø I say no to drugs — they just don’t listen!
Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Ø Work is fine if it doesn’t take up too much of your time.

Ø When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Ø Born free; Taxed to death.
Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don’t have film.
Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Ø Smile — it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Ø I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork.
Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.
Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

Ø The trouble with being punctual is that there’s no one there to appreciate it.

Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?
Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he’ll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
Ø Beat the 5 O’clock rush: leave work at noon!

Ø If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Ø It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
Ø I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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