1)
Ek admi ko Heart ki bimari thi,
Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di
Uski biwi hamesha uska khayal rakhne lagi Wo aadmi v bahot sawdhani rakhne laga Samay pe khana,sona,uthana aur khane mein namak bilkul na lena, regular aur samay pe dawai lena Par achanak 1 din subah wo admi bathrom k darwaje pe mara hua mila Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani k baad aisa kaise ho gaya..?
Postmorton ki report aayi to pata
chala…


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Uske Toothpaste mein’Namak’ tha…
. Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai.
 
 
2)
Biwi ne Board dekha
Banarsi Saree Rs10
Naylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
 

Wife: mujhe 500 Rs do me 50 saree khridungi .
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Pati-Surdas ki Ma ye LAUNDRY ki dukan hai
 
3)
Us insan se jyada
badnaseeb kon hoga
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jiski Maggi me Masala ka pouch hi na nikle…
 
4)
A girl dialed her own number from her BF’s cell to see if he had saved her name in the list like baby/sweetie.

She was shocked to see
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Ramesh Plumber
lol
 
5)
Boy: I can climb the tallest mountain,
swim the deepest ocean,
walk on burning coal to meet you.

Girl : So sweet! can you come to meet me now?
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Boy : Mad or what? it’s raining now 🙂
 
6)
A girl sets her password for her laptop.
she sets it as ‘brain’.
Her BF was sitting beside her..
he fell off his chair laughing
because system replied
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‘Too small’ !
🙂
 
7)
Wife : Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi kar li,mera hosla to dekho….

Husband : Meri himmat to dekho,maine dekh k bhi kar li……..!!!! lolz….
 
8)
Gabber : Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur.
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Thakur : Lele Basanti ke bhi le, Jay or Viru ke bhi lele DURGA MATA ban ja sale…..

Gabber : Sorry yar tu to Emotional ho Gaya..!