Smart Sentences:

v Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

v There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

v An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

v Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

v Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

v When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

v Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

v Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

v Well done is better than well said.

v Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

v Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

v Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives. 🙂

v Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

—cheers— 🙂