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Source: A forward email..

My best friend Guru was going to break the glass and jump out of the Cafe Coffee Day building. I almost let him do it.

Why because I will also do the same. You also want to do the same thing I know.

Then what man? Whenever and wherever you go, people are asking only one thing. When you are getting married, when you are getting married. Arey! Getting married is the sole purpose of having born in this planet, is it? And if we tell the age means, the reaction is even stupid. ‘Oh you are so old and you are not married yet? Why? Any problem you have?’ like that you are asking. You are reacting as if he is having some terminal illness like cancer or AIDS. Any problem YOU have? I want to ask.


> Hansa : Praful “Decide” matlab ?
> Praful : “Decide” Hansaaaa-a … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee
> nahi dalte usme hota hai na …. “A side” — “B side” …. to
> “C-side” … “D- side”
> —> “Decide”


  • Major technological breakthrough! (It works OK; but looks very hi-tech!)
  • Customer satisfaction is believed assured. (We are so far behind schedule, that the customer will take anything.)
  • Test results were extremely gratifying! (Unbelievable, it actually worked!)
  • We will look into it. (Forget it! We have enough problems already.)
  • See me or let’s discuss. (Come to my office, I’ve messed up again.)
  • We are following the standard! (That’s the way we have always done it!)
  • I didn’t get your e-mail. (I haven’t checked my e-mail for days.)
  • A number of different approaches are being tried. (We are still guessing at this point.)

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