Entries tagged with “laughter”.


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Ek admi ko Heart ki bimari thi,
Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di
Uski biwi hamesha uska khayal rakhne lagi Wo aadmi v bahot sawdhani rakhne laga Samay pe khana,sona,uthana aur khane mein namak bilkul na lena, regular aur samay pe dawai lena Par achanak 1 din subah wo admi bathrom k darwaje pe mara hua mila Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani k baad aisa kaise ho gaya..?
Postmorton ki report aayi to pata
chala…

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After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

Hi sweetheart it’s Eric, I’m on the train…

“ yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting “…

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man says, “So you’re a woman. That’s interesting. I’m a man. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days”.

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The men’s group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computer”), because

  1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic 
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else 
  3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review 
  4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheque on accessories for it.

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Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss kadar paa raha hu,
Ki mang pori karte karte ab mang mang k kha raha hu…

Source: A forward email..

My best friend Guru was going to break the glass and jump out of the Cafe Coffee Day building. I almost let him do it.

Why because I will also do the same. You also want to do the same thing I know.

Then what man? Whenever and wherever you go, people are asking only one thing. When you are getting married, when you are getting married. Arey! Getting married is the sole purpose of having born in this planet, is it? And if we tell the age means, the reaction is even stupid. ‘Oh you are so old and you are not married yet? Why? Any problem you have?’ like that you are asking. You are reacting as if he is having some terminal illness like cancer or AIDS. Any problem YOU have? I want to ask.

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Source: Forwarded email, not sure if it is true!

Qantas is an airline company based in Australia.

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form called a problem sheet, which conveys to the mechanics, problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The engineers read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the sheets before the next flight.

Of course, the ground crew and engineers have a sense of humor too.

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“DECIDE”
> Hansa : Praful “Decide” matlab ?
> Praful : “Decide” Hansaaaa-a … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee
> nahi dalte usme hota hai na …. “A side” — “B side” …. to
> “C-side” … “D- side”
> —> “Decide”

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