Entries tagged with “men”.


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man says, “So you’re a woman. That’s interesting. I’m a man. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days”.

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The men’s group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computer”), because

  1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic 
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else 
  3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review 
  4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheque on accessories for it.

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